TA Moore Archive

State of the Tamm

I have absolutely no truck with superstitions – in theory. In practice I’m a slave to every rhyme and bad luck averting gesture that’s out there. Which is difficult around where I live, because there’s so many magpies that it looks like I have ...Read More

Toilet Tales – Work Days

So, here’s a list of toilet related things that happened when I worked in one particular place: A desperate hunt for a female member of staff to go into the ladies and ask the two women making love on the floor to take it ...Read More

Halloween Real Life Spooky Stories

There are a couple of ghost stories passed around in my family – mostly fairly benign visits about ‘i’m dead’ or ‘someone’s gonna die!’ – but I’ve only ever had one….or three…spooky experiences. Well, two spooky experiences and being awfully good at Tarot, but ...Read More

State of the Tamm – Snot!

I have the cold. Count yourself lucky that you are on the other side of the screen, away from the nose-honking, coughing, and whining (SO MUCH whining). Basically that means I am in my pyjamas at any opportunity. You can’t be properly ill unless ...Read More

Zombie Storm!

So last night the weather went ‘oh no! terrible storm approaching! deaths predicted! This morning I got up and all the schools were closed. Like an idiot, I though ‘oh, well that will make the run up to Belfast easier!’ and off I went. ...Read More

Toilet Tales – Issue 2

You all thought I was joking about this being a series right? My family used to go camping a lot. I mean this was an exodus of Moores from our town. We arrived at the campground en masse, with cousins galore and dogs and ...Read More