I have never, in my life, been so grateful that the only doughnuts I can have are delivered safely by Amazon or Tesco. This would leave me MESSED UP people!
Doughnut delivery is a good and pure thing. Once there were no doughnuts, and now, there are doughnuts! But Hurts Donuts, a doughnut chain with locations throughout the Midwest, South, and Southwest, is corrupting this breakfast treat miracle. It is, per Food & Wine, offering doughnut deliveries that arrive by way of purposefully terrifying clown.
— Read on thetakeout.com/scary-clown-doughnut-delivery-service-1829523519