Despite being Irish and a writer – a combination that makes not being a sodden inebriate look like you’re questioning Flann O’Brien’s genius – I don’t drink. Mostly because I can’t have anything with wheat it in, and questioning bar tenders about that is an…interesting experience. Partially because I have absolutely no tolerance and will, one cocktail in, be caught pestering the Klingon waiters in Quark’s bar to give me their boots (long, but true, story). However, I do occasionally wish I drank like a fish just so I could buy stuff like these without it being a complete waste of money. Maybe one of my characters can have a writerly tipple!